Nobody murdered over this image

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

I didn't know the Hendus worshiped a morphadite. I will always look at them differently when I fill up at the HendiMart. How can you compete with that?

We should all go Trick or Treating as Muhamads.

Let hit the US on 9/11. I think I've heard that somewhere before, can't quite put my finger on it though.
The way this shit is going...tell Hawaii to look out in Dec.
I bet we could suprise the Brits with an attack on the 4th of July, but who want them anyway.

We've got some stupid asswholes running things right now.

Anchor sends.